Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m.

My wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also voice my wife, and a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come. At the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay, on with the show. Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m., my wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also voice my wife. And a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come at the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay, on with the show.

I'm joined as always by my co-host, the irregular regular, Mr. Matt Leib.

One lump, one bomb. Let's get together and eat some ass. What's up, everybody? It's me, Matt Leib.

Very nice. Yeah, it's Bob Marley. It's a great, reggae artist of our time. Sadly, he died from foot cancer.

Wait, wasn't it throat cancer? Didn't you have cancer on his foot at first and then he like didn't get it treated and it became other cancer?

That always happens. Yeah, yeah, foot and mouth cancer. I think I heard that when I was in high school or something.

There are little bits of trivia that are from high school that you're just like, yeah, that sounds right.

Then you just move on and never question it. Like getting his stomach pumped of cum.

Marley was diagnosed with a type of malignant melanoma under a toenail. Contrary to urban legend, this lesion was not primarily caused by an injury during a football match.

Oh, yeah, I remember hearing that too. Yeah, melanoma. Huh, I thought it was throat cancer from all the weed, but maybe they just...

Under your toenail. Oh, sorry. Yeah, I don't know. And our guests today, you know her and you love her. She is a broadcast favorite. Jessica Zili is here.

I'm really worried now because I always wear a toenail polish to hide what's under, but maybe what I'm hiding under could be a problem.

No, you need the fungus to eat the cancer. Like penicillin.

Yeah, that I have. Oh, there you go. Unlike other melanomas, usually on skin exposed to the sun, acral lentiginous melanoma occurs in places that are easy to miss, such as the soles of the feet or under the toenails.

Although it is the most common melanoma in people with dark skin, it is not widely recognized and was not mentioned in the most popular medical textbook of the time.

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