Hey, this is producer Paladin Mary. Holden and Jake are on the road this week, so we're giving you a special unlock bonus episode.

This is just one of the many fantastic bonus episodes we have over on our Patreon page, with a new episode dropping each and every week. If you'd like to hear more, check out our full archives over at patreon.com slash whizbrew. That's patreon.com slash W-I-Z-B-R-U. And hey, if you'd like to see Jake and Holden live this weekend, we still have a couple tickets available for Pontiac and Milwaukee. But watch out, because tickets are going fast. So get yours through the link in the show description. Or at lastpodcastnetwork.com slash P-7 Live. That's lastpodcastnetwork.com slash p7 live producer mary away Hello everybody and welcome to your scintillating dating advice bonus episode with Wizard and the Bruiser.

That's right, we're going to show you how to take those precious tiny little hearts out there and fuck them and crush them and maybe marry them.

But either way, this is going to be in a very special episode, a bonus episode of Was

the Bruiser for Patreon, in which we open up our hearts and we talk a little bit Jake.

We talk a little bit about Jake about a

about about about romance because even nerds need love and fuck and all sorts of dirty things

and scintillating and precious and pure things nerds do need love fuckhold, and I couldn't have said it better myself.

We are also, these old men that love to talk about the origins of the internet,

and a big part of the origins of the internet is definitely the advent of online dating,

and we really got to see that come to fruition before our very eyes,

so much so that you are even engaged to a woman

that you met through online dating. I personally had a foray in online dating as well.

I used OKCupid. I was pre-tender. I know, right, pretender, but I could definitely speak

towards it. Also, I, um, on, uh, via the, uh, stream, um, my Twitch stream, we have started doing

this thing where we will review people's dating profiles and give them, that's the best.

And give them feedback and give them advice.

And from doing that, I do definitely have a pretty simple list of ways to beef up your dating profile.

So stay with us because we will also be giving some good advice at the end.

The trick is to have the dick pick in the background of the face photo so that people,

if they're looking for it,

they know what they, you know, preview of the hog. It that people, if they're looking for it, they know what they,

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