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UNLOCKED: Episode 76 - Tabletop Game Theory Pt. II (1/24/17)

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4.69.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 July 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

NOTE: Ahead of this week's premium episode, we are unlocking our first 2-part gaming episode, "The Pizza In The Gate." It's time to play the game. Time to play the game. [Laughter] It's all about the game, and how you play it. All about control, and if you can take it. All about your debt, and if you can pay it. It's all about pain, and who's gonna make it.

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0:00.0

When we last left our heroes they were face to face with Mussolini and his Italian.

0:12.1

Ah shit, uh let me try again.

0:15.0

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:22.0

Last week on Chappo Trap House, the boys found themselves in the basement of a

0:27.2

pizzeria controlled by a Ford power and various sinister Italians.

0:32.1

What's next in store for them as they try to find out the mystery of the Pizza in the Gate? You returned. You return to your hotel room at the Watergate. It is still is the evening of January

0:59.6

16th just past midnight. You have on you a lot of leads, you have a

1:06.0

syringe full of themarissol and a sample of that fluoride. I'm going to slam the thymerissol right into the main vein.

1:16.7

Are you sure about that? No, I probably shouldn't do that because it was something that they were trying to

1:20.6

poison. Yeah. I probably shouldn't do it to myself, even though I, it's hard for me to resist.

1:26.1

Is there any research we can do?

1:28.1

Probably in the morning since it's late.

1:30.1

Your best best to get a good night's sleep.

1:32.2

Matt, perhaps you'd want to use your medical knowledge to attend to those of you who are injured.

1:36.3

Yeah, let's give everybody a first aid.

1:38.4

Not first aid.

1:39.8

You can roll medicine.

1:40.8

Roll medicine on yourself and roll it on will. We got a 71 that's pretty good. I'm uninjured except for myself.

1:47.0

All right roll it for will.

1:49.0

Oh, fail for will. All right. I'll just take some opium. I'll be up you

1:53.6

botched the surgery on will but you succeed on yourself game. I'm quite sickly as

1:57.2

just a baseline at game one D3 hit points back. It's morning January 17th one day until the art show at the Federal Reserve

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