Brace, what are you wearing to the metal Monday?

You don't even fucking want to know.

I do want to know this one, I'm asking you.

So you know how right now I only have two nipples, right?

And so theoretically, I mean, I have really fucked up like thumb size shit, so I can get a

lot of piercings on them, but it's really one nipple piercing each.

By Monday, I will have the utters of two and a half cows on straight up front to bottom,

and I will talk to the bottom, basically down to the beginning of my crotchial area.

And each of those will contain about seven to eight piercings each.

Combine that with chain mail, full chain mail, I'm wearing it.

And of course those devil shoes, you know what I'm talking about in the podcast before,

tobs, I'll be wearing the devil shoes.

And whatever a maxi skirt is.

But with the facial makeup of the day, then, that got fired from the nuclear department

for stealing luggage.

So that's kind of going up top, everything down as I described.

On my fingers, on my fingers, you think are super bowl rings, but upon closer inspection,

there are super bowl rings from super bowls that haven't happened yet.

So I'm talking 2050, 2062, 2075, Raiders vs. Raiders 2.

I feel like this is a bit dated.

Yeah.

Hey, how you doing?

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