What are we talking about today? The internet?

Oh, we are talking about the internet of things and by things, I mean,

everything I'm wearing right now.

We basically live on the internet.

Uh-huh, yeah. You know what it says, your screen time thing on your iPhone sometimes?

Time to never look at that.

46 hours a day for me. I broke in the main frame.

What I do is I do this little test for myself.

I go back in time on my enemies, face books, and I like statuses where they say slurs.

Just to let them know, I got the beam on you, I'm watching.

That's like when people, um, like go through your Instagram and like accidentally

like something from like, years ago or whatever.

Oh, I don't use Instagram.

I don't really either.

Also, if you don't really, I literally don't use it.

Let's stop trying to be my friend on Instagram.

Yeah, and also let's give her a round of applause for the first woman to break free.

It's true. I'm on the Vanguard feminist Vanguard.

I will say your rampant use of L.O. is a little color type of L.O.

It's the thing where like all your horrible like kind of like Matt,

what do you call Matt's Indie, like R.T. friends, like semi R.T. friends.

Like R.T. friends would be like, uh, face books don't.

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