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Subscribe and get a new episode every Tuesday at patreon.com slash doughboys. Wow, it's the 20204 Do Boy's Christmas special.

I'm jolly old St. Nick Weiger, along with my co-ho-ho host,

who developed his look after hearing the song I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

Frosty the Spoon Man, Mike Mitchell. Frosty the Spoon Man. Howdy. Ho-ho-ho. Ho-ho.

Ho, ho, my good boy. As you can tell, it's the Christmas episode. We keep

saying, ho, ho, ho, ho. Oh, ho, ho. Or do, do, dough, perhaps more fittingly for the dough boys.

That roast was courtesy of Mark from New Zealand, another incest roast for the big bearded guy,

lots of Yuletide love, in parentheses Santa comes here first. I didn't think about that. But time zone-wise, I guess if you're in New Zealand, you're maybe seeing Red One early on the early side. Oh, wow. And you saw the movie Red One early. It probably came out, I guess. Yeah, the international dateline works that way. Roast at BirdFuck.com. Mitch, we should, I want to, we, we have a lot to talk about the holiday season. We have like just the most incredible booking possible for Christmas. I don't think you can get a better booking for Christmas. We're so thrilled to have them both in studio. But I did want to bring up something with you because you had a character that you developed previously and I said you should do it on the podcast and I don't know if you want to

or not I don't want to I certainly want to pimp you into this yeah but I think the world should

be aware of the existence of NPR Mitch no okay then we don't have to do NPR Mitch

Hey how you doing it's a spoon man here? N. Today we're going to talk about a bunch of fast foods. You know that French fries used to be cooked in beef tallow. That's good. That's NPR Mitch. Or Dope Boys episode one. Oh, that is. It's very similar to how we started this bad podcast. It's true.

Were we trying to be serious? What were we doing in that moment? I think we just didn't know how to do a podcast. We're like, oh, we didn't know you should have energy. We're like, oh, podcasts are kind of like hushed like this. Yeah, it's nice to be here with my buddy Mitch. And you kind of kept that tone forever. I perked up. You perked up a little bit.

Perked up a little bit.

There's a reason for you to perk up today.

There certainly is, man. forever. I perked up. You perked up a little bit.

Perked up a little bit.

There's a reason for you to perk up today.

There certainly is, Mitch.

Wise, here we go.

We got to drop.

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