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Hey Riddle Riddle

*UNLOCKED* Clue Crew #196: Santa is Dead

Hey Riddle Riddle

Headgum

Improv, Puzzles, Improv Comedy, Leisure, Comedy, Riddles

4.93.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2023

⏱️ 51 minutes

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0:00.0

Blue Crew.

0:03.0

The doctor was the m-

0:05.0

Sorry, old habits.

0:07.0

Here we go.

0:08.0

How does a podcast evolve after you practically solved every puzzy and ritty.

0:13.9

You really gotta expand upon your limit and brand

0:16.6

before your show gets really shitty.

0:18.9

You turn to face reality and pray your personalities

0:21.6

will carry this last minute pivot through.

0:24.0

So here comes the content that nobody wanted.

0:27.0

Now it's time for Hey Riddle Riddle's Glo

0:30.0

Glo crew. have a

0:43.9

cocoa melon. Do you want to go to the wrapped present and have a drink?

0:46.4

Nimbler, my man. There is nothing that I would rather do

0:50.5

than go over to the wrap present and have ourselves a beer. I mean we earned it buddy we earned it. We did earn it. I lost a finger this year.

0:58.6

No you lost a finger I mean yes I was hot glue gunning together a saw horse which I don't even know what that is

1:06.2

Wait wait wait hold on you glued two figures together that does that's not the same thing as losing a figure

1:10.8

Sure it is no use it's you don't have one super finger now. You can just, that'll come apart.

1:16.3

The pole doctor said, all I have to do is dip it in warm water and they'll separate, but what

1:21.0

are my necks going to be in warm warm water I live in the North Pole?

1:24.0

Well I mean that's up to you man because it's vacation now okay I mean we

1:27.1

elves we work so hard but as soon as Christmas Eve hits, we get some time off.

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