Breaking news.

This is hot off of the presses.

This is an emergency Poddem America podcast.

I'm just getting this on my news desk now.

I'm reaching across the news desk.

This is from a trusted source in media.

It says,

A lot of y'all still don't get it.

Ape holders can use multiple slurp juices on a single ape.

So if you have one astro ape and three slurp juices, you can create three new apes.

Tonight's slurp juice mint event is essentially a minting event for both lab monkeys without a Y and special

forces. And then below that is a picture of an ape in what appears to be Aztec warrior garb.

Folks, this is not a joke. You can officially combine your slurp juice with your apes.

You could be creating extra apes right now as you listen to this

podcast. Welcome back to this show. It's Poddame America. Anders Lee here. I don't know about our

listeners. Part of that intro got frozen. Oh, well, I'll have it on my end because I'm recording

my computer. But I'm sorry about that.

Yeah, the apes.

You can make new apes.

Just trust me on it.

I'm here today live with Anders Lee.

It's Alex and Anders, a special episode.

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