Forever!

Dog!

5, 4, 3, 2,1! Welcome to Podcast The Ride.

What is that?

I'm sorry, I can't, I'm having trouble reading through my, my long black bangs.

They're getting right into my eyes. I have a try. Who is that over

there? Is that Mike Carlson? Yeah, hey, it's me, Mike Carlson. My regular, that's my regular name.

Mike Carlson, wow, that's a crazy, that's like a nuts kind of goth, glam rock kind of name, just like Chris Gaines.

Jason Sheridan, too.

What a, that'd be an amazing stage name.

Thanks.

To get into real angsty.

Thanks so much.

I want to thank you guys for giving me the eight to ten months off due to my hideous face to figerman.

Oh, yeah. Of course. you look radically different. Much worse. You look like dog shit now. I looked like that piece of shit, Garth Brooks. Because my face was horribly disfiguring. Ugly, ugly man. Who could think of an uglier, fatter man than Gertz?

If you know, okay, if you're coming into this,

if this suddenly now seems like we're launching an attack.

Well, you're, if, well, look.

Wait, what does that mean?

Are you saying that no one listening has any sense of the,

of the Garth Brooks, Chris Gaines situation?

What, what's your percentage? What are you putting at, Mike? I've been 95% of the of the Garthbrook's Chris Gaines situation. What's your percentage?

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