Hi, everyone.

Just a quick heads up, this week's regular episode will be out at midnight UK time on Wednesday morning.

And in the interim, we'd like you to enjoy the first episode of a new bonus series that Milo and I are putting together, entitled Britonology.

It's a chance for Milo to force me to suffer through something unbelievably British and then explain it to me.

And for our

premiere episode, we're discussing the phenomenon of the celebrity gangster, and more specifically,

a self-described celebrity gangster whose claim to fame is being a doorman, a man named Dave

Courtney. Hope you enjoy.

Hello and welcome to this bonus episode of Trash Future.

You're hearing the voice of me, Miley Webbers, and you're probably thinking, what's going on? Well, I'm joined in studio by Nate. Hello, we are here in studio now that

lockdown has been slightly eased to a tiny degree. And rather than going to the beach at South End and

giving everyone coronavirus or getting coronavirus from everyone else, we've decided to come to the

studio and talk about...

Do the next best thing. Yeah, talk about... Well, Milo can explain a little bit more than this, but I would

say we're here to talk about... We wanted to find the most absurd, ridiculous British documentary

about a particularly dumb British thing, or maybe even more

granular detail, English thing. And we said, if we could find something basically England's

hardest cunts or something like that, we'd love to talk about it. And Milo found it.

Yeah. So this is the start of what I'm hoping is going to be a new double bonus series,

where I basically torture Nate by making him watch the most

cursedly British slash specifically English things I can find and it's a series I'm

tentatively calling Britonology because I think it's going to be like you know I think

...