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*UNLOCKED* Britainology 8: Christmas Panto

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Here is an unlocked Britainology to hopefully brighten your weekend. Yes, it was a little bit late when it came out. It was late because Nate and Milo got exposed to covid right before Christmas and couldn't record while waiting on test results. But we have in fact discussed Jim Davidson's terrible bawdy Cinderella pantomime from 1995, entitled 'Sinderella', and discussed the concept of pantos in general. Hope you enjoy! We've also unlocked the Dogging episode of Britainology to the $5 tier--get it here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/51682396 And if you want two (2) Britainologies a month, sign up on the $10 tier on Patreon! This month's second episode features us discussing the British Army with friend of the show, veteran, leftist, and author Joe Glenton: https://www.patreon.com/posts/56590770 *MILO ALERT* Smoke returns for another night of new material from pro-comics featuring Edinburgh Comedy Award winner Jordan Brookes. See it all, for the low price of £5, on September 28 at 8 pm at The Sekforde Arms (34 Sekforde Street London EC1R 0HA): https://www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/smoke-comedy-featuring-jordan-brookes-tickets-171869475227 Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0

this is a belated episode because we were going to record it in the week before christmas but

0:05.6

we used up all of our time shipping shirts and recording a song called stand on the christmas hunk

0:10.4

and then thinking that we might have covid yeah the three genders the classic three things

0:16.6

that you traditionally do in the yule tide period um and so uh this episode we're doing it in January instead, because fuck it, time is a flat circle.

0:24.7

But it is a Christmas theme.

0:27.3

This episode is the pantomime episode.

0:31.4

Oh, no, it isn't.

0:33.0

Oh, yes, it is.

0:35.7

I don't know if you even get that.

0:41.2

I sort of think I might might but i feel like the side story to this with regard to panto is that what you have to realize about this is i

0:45.8

watched the panto that you sent to me on a day where i had stayed up to like 3 30 in the

0:52.9

morning because i had way too much caffeine

0:54.4

and then was awoken by I think dogs or something at the door at like seven in the morning.

1:00.5

So I was awoken by dogs.

1:02.4

We had barking and shit in the neighborhood.

1:04.6

It's like a very like gorker monologue thing.

1:06.5

And so I was operating on about three hours of sleep and I tried to watch the rude Cinderella Panto and I was operating on about three hours of sleep. And I tried to watch the rude Cinderella Panto.

1:14.3

And I was just like,

1:15.6

Cinderella with an ass.

1:16.8

What the fuck is happening?

1:19.1

Why did I move to this stupid country?

1:21.9

Why, Cynthia said this numerous times,

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