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*UNLOCKED* Britainology 22: Grand Designs (feat. Alice Caldwell-Kelly)

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Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2022

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

This week, Alice joins Nate and Milo to discuss the British reality TV show 'Grand Designs,' in which insane people decide to sacrifice it all to build the house of their dreams. Does it sometimes go okay? Sure. But most of the time, it's a slow-motion wreck with dyspeptic commentary from what we might describe as architecture Jeremy Clarkson. Enjoy! If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Here are links to see Milo’s upcoming standup shows: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to yet another edition of Britonology.

0:04.5

It's a rare all remote edition.

0:09.4

We're reliving peak lockdown here.

0:12.9

I am Milo Edwards and I'm joined as ever by my co-host, Nate Bithay.

0:16.5

Hello, lovely day.

0:18.2

I've been stricken by an unknown illness that is not COVID, and so I am at home today.

0:23.4

Nate's got the vapors.

0:26.0

You have a form of COVID that has yet to be discovered.

0:29.0

You have the Zeta variant.

0:30.9

Exactly.

0:31.7

And it only manifests itself with old age, fatigue, and diarrhea.

0:38.7

Nate's got boomer COVID.

0:41.9

Speaking of old age fatigue and diarrhea, Alice Caldwell Kelly.

0:48.4

Glad to be joined by IBS consultant.

0:51.4

As always.

0:52.8

That's right.

0:53.9

Yeah, how how you doing?

0:55.0

Happy to be here.

0:56.0

Happy to be here.

0:57.0

And the reason why we've got Alice on aside from IBS commentary is that we want to talk about, I think one of the most long-running and British TV series of all time.

1:11.6

Grand Designs.

1:14.4

This is an episode of Britology that Alice has personally lobbied for, but I'm extremely behind it because I grew up watching this show because my parents are massive interior design heads and would watch it religiously.

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