Hey, what's up Slopheads? This is Milan Patel. I'm the faithful editor of the pod slash comedy bad boy.

And I'm here to officially announce that I'm going on a beast coast roar, aka an East Coast tour.

November 2nd, I'm going to be in Brooklyn, New York at Union Hall.

Hey, I'm talking here on a microphone.

I'm hosting Milan Patel and Enemies. Now, this isn't just a stand-up show. It's a comedy variety show. It's going to feature stand-up, sketch videos, and a lot more. I've got an amazing lineup of New York's best comics, including Mike Hanford himself, so hey, you might want to check that out. November 3rd, I'm going to be in Boston headlining City Winery. That's going to be Wicked Awesome, bro. November 4th, I'm going to be in Philadelphia headlining Philomoka. Man, I hope that's close to the Rocky Statue, because I gotta fight a Balo Creed one more time. And finally, November 5th, I'm going to be in Washington, D.C., headlining the DC Comedy Loft. Now, that's going to be funny. A lot funnier than those clowns in Congress, if you ask me.

If you're on the East Coast, you better watch out, because this comedy beast is off his leash

and off his rocker. I got the street smarts grindset mentality and straight up balls to make even the toughest

East Coaster bust a gut.

So if you live in New York, Boston, Philly, or D.C., you got to come check me out on my

Beast Coast roar.

Hey folks, Dutz here along with Haney and the Catman, and we wanted to present a very special

episode that got quite a bit of attraction online. Uh, yeah. Jeff, you didn't let us say hello yet.

Jeez, hi, and what is up? This is, this is sort of, well, you'll see how Jeff and I sort of don't

get along like this in this episode.

I was furious in this episode.

Listening back, I was surprised I was able to bottle it as well as I did.

It's important to be able to bottle up your feelings.

If something happens that if you're feeling an emotional response, you're not supposed to share it.

You bottle it up and you stuff it down, down, down. Yeah, push, push, push. Until it comes out on your friend all over, all over your friend on the podcast. Terrible. This wasn't as big a blow-up as the THC Seltzers. No, no, that one you really let me have. You really let me have it that time. But I was upset, Mike. Now, what are we talking about here? What's the episode about?

Oh, you refer to Best Starch Inclosed Protein? That's right. I feel like we, so we

released this on our Patreon show The Blowout recently and the listeners of the blowout were

very emphatically chiming

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