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UNLOCKED: 391 - Bernie Won (2/5/20)

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🗓️ 5 February 2020

⏱️ 91 minutes

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We celebrate Bernie's victory in the Iowa Caucus. TOUR DATES:ALL TICKETS AVAILABLE AT: www.chapotraphouse.com/tour Las Vegas, NV Feb 18, @ House of Blues San Diego, CA, Feb 23, @ The Observatory North Park Sacramento, CA Feb 28 @ Ace of Spades

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0:00.0

This fucking state, these mother fuckers, these goddamn pieces of shit, they, they spent so much time trying to convince this that this is some sort of real fucking system, this is a real place that they're, that they're playing by any kind of rules that we can understand.

0:16.0

And that when, when, when, when the people to come together to go to a goddamn train museum, that it'll be fucking open.

0:23.0

But instead, after waiting for days, it's so excited to go into a nice fun excursion to train with USA.

0:29.0

We drive through the fucking waste of this shitty fucking frozen hellhole, and then get there, and then goddamn fucking train museum is closed with no warning.

0:39.0

What the fuck are you supposed to do? Why do you even, why do you ever open your heart to anything? Why do you even try?

0:45.0

God damn it. Well, on the bright side, 31.

0:52.0

Yeah!

0:54.0

Oh, you know what that is? That's the sound of Bernie winning the Iowa caucus. Let's pour up guys.

1:18.0

Let's pour it out, baby. Got some chambers here. Got the Vov, this is the good shit. All right. Vov.

1:27.0

You also say Kaiser salad. Well, that's, well, that's Latin. We'll have this discussion off like. Well, no, no, seriously guys, we're coming to you the day after the Iowa caucus,

1:38.0

and despite the fact of the just honestly like brazen corruption and cheating of train of train of train land USA,

1:48.0

in not putting on their website that they are only open in May despite having hours of operation that seemed like they would be open.

1:55.0

Whatever. And blatantly stealing this from us. Stealing the experience of seeing delightful trains. Let's share his guys.

2:02.0

To victory. I got to admit victory. I got to admit, like I feel bad admitting this, but you guys know I'm friends with like all the podso guys, right?

2:13.0

Of course. Yeah. Well, they're on the board the train museum.

2:17.0

I knew it. I did. I did. They did.

2:20.0

They did. They told me not to go in that day. I instead went to you know, this sort of mosque of Iowa lifetime athletic.

2:30.0

But I'm so you know, I should have told you guys. I'm sorry, but you know, next year, next year they're going to use a different train museum or next time. Sorry. You get it. You get it.

2:41.0

Okay. Just again, despite the fact that we are kept out of the promised land. And by that, I mean America's largest model train museum.

2:50.0

Bobby Bakula died for this. Let's be clear about what happened last night.

2:56.0

Because they are doing their dandist to muddy the waters and make it unclear.

3:01.0

No, like to be serious. Let's be 100% clear about what happened last night. First and foremost, Bernie Sanders won the Iowa caucus.

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