Unlock the Vault: Episode 377 - Ready Player One
We Hate Movies
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4.7 • 5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2020
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
This week on the program, the gang is playing in the sand at Quarantine Beach so they're unlocking the vault to bring Episode 377, Ready Player One to the public! Why is an entire society obsessed with this weird, old man's life? Why didn't this dumb kid use the hover conversion more to his advantage? And could a film dump on The Shining any worse than this dumb sequence? PLUS: Steve reads some... "poetry"!
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Ready Player One stars Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, Simon Pegg, and Mark Rylance; directed by Steven Spielberg.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:07.0 | Hey gang, so I'm sitting here watching the Rangers totally blow it against the devils. |
| 0:22.0 | And I thought, hey, what a great time to lay down an updated tourie to let you know about |
| 0:28.4 | our upcoming dates in California. |
| 0:30.6 | Also, of course, May 18th. |
| 0:32.7 | We are at the beautiful Cobbs comedy club in San Francisco. |
| 0:36.4 | We are talking one of my favorite Star Trek for the voyage home. |
| 0:40.0 | Yes, the one with the whales, folks, the one where the jolly Scotsman talks into the computer |
| 0:46.2 | mouse as if it's a radio. |
| 0:49.2 | And then 522 May the 22nd. |
| 0:52.3 | We are back at the legendary Hollywood improv. |
| 0:55.0 | We are talking twins. |
| 0:56.8 | Yes, that's right. |
| 0:57.5 | The movie where Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are a sperm bank brothers or something. |
| 1:04.1 | I don't really remember. |
| 1:05.1 | Danny's got a great ponytail in that movie. |
| 1:07.1 | I do remember that much. |
| 1:08.6 | And here's the deal for that. |
| 1:09.6 | Of course, low ticket alert. |
| 1:11.2 | This is your low ticket warning, folks. |
| 1:13.0 | Very few seats remain for that one. |
| 1:16.8 | Hot ticket item are returned to Los Angeles. |
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