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We are Klein Alley's Show. And if you think you have the weirdest relative in all of America, all you have to do is have one story as to why you believe your one relative is the weirdest.

And sometimes you have multiple weird relatives. It's hard to play favorites. We'll take your calls in a few moments at K-Rock 800-2-2067 for another round of open nominees as to why you believe you have the strangest and or weirdest or most unique, sometimes creepy,

relative in all of America. It is going to be one person that wins the title and wins tickets,

VIP access to K-Rox almost acoustic Christmas and gravy for a year. That is an ultimate prize

that you will get if you are the person who provides us and introduces us to America's weirdest

relative. Yeah, and we kicked a, we did a great job kicking it off yesterday. We heard from, I think, underage cousins. There was our first under-18 nominee. 10-year-old, they smelled the couch every time people stood up. And he has a foot fetish too. Yeah, so if you've got a relative at all, could be an uncle, probably is, could be an aunt, brother-in-law, sister, whatever. Could even be a parent, and you want to nominate them for weirdest.

You can always give us a call. We'll get to those in just a moment. But on the Goat Line alley, we have two people that have asked us to help them solve an argument. And whenever people are arguing or betting with their coworkers, friends, or in this particular first case, husband-wife, We love to be the people to settle this once and for all.

So here's the situation.

Hey, guys, I hope you to settle this once and for all.

So here's the situation. Hey, guys, I hope you can settle this argument between me and my wife. So she's just like Ali, she'll listen to audiobooks, and she'll be like, oh, I've read X amount of books. And I'm like, no, no, no, you've listened to books. You haven't read them. She's like, yeah, it's the same thing. No, it's not the same thing.

And then she says, like, you know, the straw man, like, no, you've listened to books. You haven't read them. She's like, yeah, it's the same thing. No, it's not the same thing.

And then she does, like, you know, the straw man, like, well, you know, you listen to a podcast, so what's the different? Yep. And I'm just like, I don't listen to podcasts. What are you talking about? She's like, yeah, you listen to the Klein Alley Show podcast. And I'm like, no, the only reason why is because I listen to you guys live on my way to work. And because I can't listen to you guys at work, I drive home and I finish the podcast. Well, what he should have said, if he was going to argue with his wife, is I don't, that's not a podcast, it's a radio show that I consume in podcast form. form the question is if we were to turn our radio show into a book would he read it oh that is that would be the real question the answer is probably not no because who wants to read that but sounds terrible but she's making the point and he's right and allie did this for a while and she would say i just finished reading dave groles book and i was like where's the book, oh, it's on my phone. It is better than reading physically because, number one, you can do it while driving, while doing literally anything else so you can multitask. And also, most of the time now, you have the person who wrote the book reading it to you. So you have Dave Grohl reading you his book. That's fine. Everything you're saying

is fine. But you just cannot walk around and say, I just read Dave Grohl's book. That's the rub. That's the one thing you can't do. It's reading aloud. It's still reading. You could say, I just finished Dave Grohl's book. You could say, I just listened to Dave Grohl's book. I just, I just had story time and Dave Grohl read me his book.

There's a lot of things you could say, but you

can't say I just finished reading that book. Or man, I've read eight books this year and then the reality is you've listened to eight books as here. I think what I'm doing is even more impressive. How is it more impressive? Because I can get through way more books.

No, it's not more impressive.

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