UNLIMITED QUESO?!? %% Chipotle High Protein Menu

100% Eat

Striking Distance LLC

Comedy, Food, Arts, Society & Culture

5 • 3.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean. New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.store Also grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat Support us directly https://www.patreon.com/100percenteat where you can join the discord with other 100 Percenters, stay up to date on everything, and get The Michael, Jordan Podcast every Friday. Follow us on IG & Twitter: @100percenteat Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Olivia Culpo here to tell you all about the launch of the new Abercrombie spring denim collection,
0:05.5	made the way denim should feel. Their denim has always been a staple in my wardrobe and has a wide range of fits,
0:11.4	styles, and washes. Every jean is available in both their classic fit and viral curve love.
0:17.5	Shop in the app, online, and in stores.
0:30.4	Hi, just leaving work now.
0:31.2	Sorry, it's a bit loud.
0:33.8	Basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight.
0:56.4	Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P. So you win? Of course you are. Ha. Love you. Bye. Exclusively on the McDonald's app. 18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply, but it's a pacing of restaurants. Serving times and teas and seas apply. Welcome to 100% eat Nick's ass. The show are we trying to read Fast food restaurant to let you know if you needed you probably do wow I'm your other Spiegel Jones alongside my coach Jordan swears
1:05.9	Jordan how are you what did Nick do to get in the crossair so early I just had to bring it back
1:10.4	I had to bring it back the I had to bring it back.
1:12.2	The energy was all off.
1:13.2	The energy was off and also Nick was going hard in the car.
1:16.9	There was some hard Nick Eric action going on.
1:19.4	We had fun.
1:20.9	I had fun.
1:21.9	I don't know if everyone had fun.
1:22.9	He had fun.
1:23.9	I did.
1:24.9	For the first time I ever saw he turned while driving and started swatting at the phone like this.
1:31.3	I'll tell you where.
1:32.2	I did have fun, though.
1:33.3	Okay, we did go to Chipotle to try the protein format.
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