This week on Says You are knowledgeable panelists search for truth, with, of course, some mixed results.

Is it return of the native?

No.

Is it Tess of the Durbervilles?

Nope.

Is it Jude the Obscure?

Nope.

But it's impressive what an education you've had.

Says You, the show where each week, complex questions are But it's impressive what an education you've had.

Says you, the show where each week complex questions are asked and simply answered.

If two six-pound pumpkins and one 12-pound pumpkin are dropped side by side, which of them will land first and why? I think nothing falls harder than a bad joke.

That's the way gravity works.

Thank you.

It's fast, it's fun, it's some of the most colorful radio on the air,

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Welcome to Says You, a game of bluff and bluster, words and whimsy.

Now join our panelists and your host, Barry Nolan. From Lincoln Hall at the University of Illinois, Urbana,

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played by two teams, the first of which sits stereo left. Food critic, punmeister, and all-around

bright light, Ms. Carolyn Fay Fox. He is the host of Morning Edition on W ILL and Morning a bit of sports events today,

so don't be surprised if he suddenly launches in to a detailed play-by-play, Mr. Brian Moline.

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