Universal Studios Hollywood

SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins

Paul F. Tompkins

Comedy, Improv

4.9 • 4.1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 February 2016

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes a collective group of listeners back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is stand-up comedian Cameron Esposito of the upcoming Seeso standup special "Marriage Material" (March 24)! They chat about how glasses are made, how children figure out insults, and the Pope's eye doctor.Paul is then joined by Shulie Cowen, Brandon Johnson, and Chris Tallman to improvise a story set at Universal Studios Hollywood. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!Theres no live Spontaneanation at Largo next month, but you can still see Paul there on Saturday March 5th, along with Matt Gourley, Jeremy Carter and Mark McConville as they celebrate the Superego Podcasts 10th Anniversary! Join the good doctors as they welcome special guests (friends old and new to a very special live performance. The early shows already sold out, but you can still get tickets to the late show! http://bit.ly/SE10Late

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0:00.0	Welcome.
0:02.0	Too fast.
0:05.0	Welcome.
0:06.0	Welcome all of you.
0:09.0	I do not say welcome some of you.
0:13.0	I will not separate you into groups.
0:18.0	You are all one group in my eyes, the that is being welcomed and so i welcome you group
0:30.6	i welcome both organs and pianos.
0:40.3	A lot of people say Paul.
0:43.1	I'm assuming this, by the way.
0:45.0	I'm assuming a lot of people say, Paul,
0:47.8	how can you be so welcoming?
0:50.6	What if there are people out there listening who have committed heinous crimes?
0:57.6	To which I say, particularly heinous crimes, to which I say particularly heinous crimes?
1:02.0	And to which they say, no, not SUV-style crimes.
1:05.9	Law and order prime type of crimes.
1:08.6	And I say, I'm glad we cleared that up.
1:11.6	Then I say, I'm glad we cleared that up. Then I say, Who am I to judge?
1:17.6	If a man, yes, a man, has stolen a car,
1:22.6	has committed the crime of Grand Theft Auto.
1:26.6	Oh, the most elegant crime. Grand Theft Auto? Oh, the most elegant crime.
1:30.5	Grand Theft Auto.
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