Universal Cruddit: Monster Double Feature Sode ft Abi Wilkinson

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 4 December 2017

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

The first episode featuring the fifth robot lion of our dumb internet Voltron! Journalist Abi Wilkinson (@AbiWilks) arrives as a guest and then is hoodwinked into leaving as a full time host because Hussein does the Get Out hypnosis on her. We (Riley, Hussein, Alex, Milo, and Abi) talk about a dumb round up of internet greivances including the killer jaegerbomb of Praljak, Twitter's ongoing difficulty with Nazis, and the weird generational greivances of Independent editor Sean O'Grady, who thinks millenials are famously too rich for our own good. The second half starts with a bizarre product, and then quickly transitions into a more serious discussion of the failures of Universal Credit and of the exterminist policies of right wing governments more generally. Come see us for a live recording at Alex's show at the Star of Kings on January 9th! Love, Riley

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0:00.0	Okay, so look, guys, the thing I really hate is the pronunciation, you know the pronunciation thing
0:20.2	thing where it's like,
0:21.3	and then it has all the little symbols. I'm like, I don't under like...
0:24.0	No, I never learned that. Yeah, I really hate it because I don't understand. I just look at it.
0:27.9	I'm like, you've not helped me in any way. It's great to be from England where you don't learn
0:31.5	any other languages and then you just pronounce everything as if it's some form of exotic bisque. YouTube's probably got a pronunciation video.
0:39.0	But you can't tell which ones are real.
0:41.0	I think it's Pryak.
0:42.8	It's certainly not Praljak.
0:45.2	Praljack sounds like an English folk tale.
0:47.7	Someone who comes and steals dogs and babies.
0:50.5	If it's any compensation, I don't think his lawyers will, like, be rising to you
0:53.5	anytime soon. I just, I don't think his lawyers will, like, be writing to you anytime soon.
0:54.5	If you made it wrong.
0:57.4	I just,
0:58.1	I saw the picture before I saw
1:00.0	the news.
1:00.5	It's like,
1:00.7	why is everyone showing
1:01.4	this picture's guy
1:02.0	doing his shop?
1:05.1	All right.
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