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TRASHFUTURE

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4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2022

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

The gang looks at the ossified politics of Britain, now unable to conceive of responding to a once-in-a-generation permanent energy crisis with anything more than a one-off payment and "good luck, you're gonna need it!" Then, we discuss a startup that looked at the spate of school shootings around the country and said, "it is with a heavy heart that we must profit from this." If you want access to our Patreon bonus episodes, early releases of free episodes, and powerful Discord server, sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture *MILO ALERT* Milo has shows coming up in Brighton. Learn more here! https://miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here: https://www.tomallen.media/ Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

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0:00.0	Look, I had a lot of fun attending the recent midnight screening of Morbius, but it wasn't only
0:06.4	the film Morbius, which I enjoyed. I also very much enjoyed taking out my new girlfriend,
0:12.2	Julia Fox, to one of my favorite Italian restaurants in London, Bella Italia, which is, they serve
0:20.1	the highest standard of Italian cuisine there.
0:23.2	And I think to go to anywhere more expensive than Bella Italia would it only be excessive, but also it would be not right at a time when so many have sacrificed so much.
0:33.1	And I'm not going to be partying like our prime minister.
0:36.3	I'm going to be enjoying myself in a sensible way with my girlfriend, Julia Fox, who is very sexy,
0:43.2	but not in a way that is trashy or over the top.
0:46.4	Yes, but what would you like to order?
0:49.1	Could I please have a beer and a corba?
0:50.9	I'm going to be. have a bear to co-law.
1:07.7	Hello, hello, everybody.
1:10.0	Welcome to this free episode of TF.F. It is the free one.
1:12.7	I'm going to start saying it next time.
1:14.6	Okay, all right.
1:15.3	Give it a go.
1:16.1	You can't do accents.
1:17.3	Will it sound like Kualudes A-Caster?
1:19.4	That's the question.
1:21.3	Quailudes A-Caster, of course, is something that you will have a bit you will have heard
1:27.4	if you subscribe to the secret
1:29.7	Patreon that we don't tell anyone about.
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