United We Swirl: Thursday, November 7th, 2024

The Toast

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Tv & Film, Comedy

4.3 • 33.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 November 2024

⏱️ 67 minutes

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0:00.0	Good morning, Millennials.
0:04.0	Welcome back to the toast and happy, what is it, Thursday?
0:07.0	Thursday.
0:08.0	It should be a Friday, you guys.
0:10.0	It's meant to be a Friday.
0:11.0	It's enough is what it is.
0:12.0	It's a glitch in the matrix.
0:14.0	I was getting ready this morning.
0:15.0	I'm like, it's getting Friday.
0:17.0	However, it's Thursday, make it make sense.
0:20.0	Literally things I can't do.
0:22.1	That. I think the election, like, it wasn't meant to be on Tuesday. Like, it's more of a latter
0:27.3	half sort of thing. It's so true. Like, it should be on Thursdays that we find out Friday. And then we can
0:31.6	all just sort of like sit with their results and then reset by Monday. Agreed. Yeah. That's not what our founding fathers had in mind.
0:39.1	They said, you'll sit with it on a Thursday and you'll like it.
0:42.3	That's exactly what they said.
0:43.4	That's what they said.
0:44.8	How was your birthday?
0:47.7	My birthday was amazing.
0:49.5	Wow, her birthday was amazing.
0:51.3	You guys didn't have to do with all the positive um sort of accolades on my
0:55.3	performance yes you're a beautiful rendition of happy birthday but it was just like everything you could
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