Unidentified Submerged Objects: The UFOs of the Sea | 106
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
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🗓️ 1 October 2018
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
We all know what a UFO is, but what’s a USO? Well it’s like a UFO but in the water. That’s right we’re talking Unidentified SUBMERGED Objects. And, while we know most of them are just the Cthulhu or your run-of-the-mill Krakken, some aren’t. Could these sightings from all over the globe be proof that in our search for Aliens we’ve been looking to the stars, but should have had our eyes on the seas? This week we grab our sextant and investigate what’s REALLY UNDER THE SEA. Plus, Conspiracy Bot is in an even worse mood than normal (we didn’t think that was possible either). Betty White makes an R-rated appearance on the show (Lake Placid is a great movie). And Conspiracy Bot is outsmarted by a kitten (we knew that was possible). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never seen a USO, but that doesn’t mean we’re going to go looking now - Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | The following is the fourth hand protection. |
| 0:03.0 | A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. |
| 0:06.0 | Hysterination. |
| 0:08.0 | Listen to me. |
| 0:09.0 | The human world, it's a mess. |
| 0:11.0 | Life under the sea is better than anything they got up there. |
| 0:16.0 | This monsters is always bigger. |
| 0:18.0 | In somebody else's lake. |
| 0:20.0 | You dream about going to space. |
| 0:22.0 | That is a big mistake. |
| 0:25.0 | Just look at to spaceships and aliens. |
| 0:27.0 | Right here on the ocean floor. |
| 0:29.0 | That wonderful extra dimensional beings. |
| 0:32.0 | What more is you looking for under the sea? |
| 0:37.0 | Dolly, it's better down where it's weirder. |
| 0:42.0 | Man. Dolly it's better down where it's weirder take it from me |
| 0:44.4 | man I'm a really good singer |
| 0:47.0 | Oh and the meat sacks are talking unidentified submerged objects next on his area 51. |
| 0:53.0 | They say, I'm disturbed. |
| 0:55.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:58.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 1:01.0 | We use tell me we suppose who are not crazy. here. This is Hysteria 51. Here. |
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