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We're going to call today's subscriber who submitted this story. We're going to call him Zach.

So anyways, right, Zach and his mom move into a new neighborhood. And, you know, Zach is, I don't know, he's in high school,

so he's kind of an older kid. He's Zach isn't an adult yet, but he's kind of getting up there,

right? And so anyways, right, Zach and his mom, you know, they move into this new neighborhood

and, you know, they drive in, and they're, like, unpacking their bags and they're getting in there. And believe it or not, their neighbors are not Karens.

Their neighbors are actually really cool people. And their neighbors walk over and they say,

hey, like, we're going to help you move in. Not even like, do you need help moving in. They're like,

hey, we know what it's like. We're going to help you move in. So they helped them move all the boxes and they said, hey, come over for dinner tonight. So Zach and his mom were actually really excited because they had

really cool neighbors. And so sure enough, right, you know, dinner time came around and they walked

over to the neighbor's house and the neighbor was kind of just telling them all about the neighborhood.

And Zach's mom was like, hey, is there anything we should know about the neighborhood? Because, like, you know, I don't know. Maybe there's a really cool restaurant that no one really knows about,

but it's really good and it's kind of underground. Maybe there's really cool, maybe there's

like, I don't know, a really good park. I don't know if they had kids or something. Maybe

there's kind of a sketchy part you want to stay away from. I don't know. There's like maybe some things about the town that you just wouldn't know from a quick Google search.

And the neighbor kind of like looked at them and said, well, there's actually this woman. You might see her walking around.

Just don't make eye contact. Just kind of let her go about her business and kind of Zach and his mom look at each other, kind of like a little bit like, uh, what's going on here? I don't like this, this is a little weird. And then the neighbor's like, you know what? You know what? There's nothing. You know what? There's nothing. Forget I said anything. Dude, whenever someone says forget I said anything, like that is the most ridiculous statement ever.

Because they say something really interesting, they're like, oh, forget I said anything.

Dude, I will not be able to forget that you said something of interest. Like, come on now.

So anyways, they continue on having dinner and it's a great rest of the dinner.

And Zach and his mom are walking back over when it's to their house, when it's done.

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