Unhinged Homosexual Brain (w/ Tommy Bowe)
Sloppy Seconds with Big Dipper & Meatball
Moguls of Media
4.6 • 2.1K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 80 minutes
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Summary
This week on Sloppy Seconds, Big Dipper and Meatball welcome Smosh Family favorite Tommy Bowe to talk about escaping Florida, living on cocktails and obscene amounts of coffee, and the eternal mystery of why anyone is booking couples massages. Things spiral fast with rants about Trader Joe’s parking lots, Meatball’s clown bar at home, and why dirty apartments are an instant sexual turnoff. Plus, Tommy spins the SICK wheel and things get chaotic with taxidermy-filled hookup horrors, Meatball’s garage sling situation that somehow became DNA theft, and Dipper’s truly unhinged encounter with a gaggle of tweakers that he had to kick out of his sex party.
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| 0:00.0 | Ooh, baby, we got an internet one for you this week. |
| 0:04.6 | That's right. |
| 0:05.1 | We're talking about Trader Joe's parking lots. |
| 0:07.3 | We're talking about restaurants that I need to stop going to. |
| 0:10.1 | We're talking about Florida. |
| 0:11.7 | We're talking about Forever Shake. |
| 0:14.2 | Tommy Bo is on the show today to talk about the Smosh family. |
| 0:18.1 | And have you had your cum stolen? |
| 0:20.4 | Whoa. |
| 0:21.4 | Have you? Have you? |
| 0:22.6 | Have you? |
| 0:23.0 | I have. |
| 0:23.8 | Remember? |
| 0:25.1 | But then... |
| 0:25.6 | That's where we talked about DNA theft. |
| 0:27.8 | Yeah, but that was in Florida. |
| 0:29.1 | That was in Atlanta. |
| 0:30.3 | Oh. |
| 0:31.0 | Close enough. |
| 0:31.7 | Georgia. |
| 0:32.5 | Enjoy the program. |
| 0:37.3 | M. Oh. M. Mom. |
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