Unhappy St. Patrick's Day

Robert Kelly's You Know What Dude!

Comedy Cellar Network

Leisure, Comedy

4.6 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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We're in the studio for the last time for while with Mike Cannon and Mike Feeney joining Bobby for this tainted St. Patrick's Day! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You're listening to Robert Kelly's, you know what, dude, on the RiotCast Network,
0:07.0	Riotcast.com.
0:09.0	In my backyard, in my shed, I interview some of my favorite people on the planet.
0:14.3	I caught Bobby jerking off when we were living together.
0:17.0	I remember this.
0:18.0	Okay.
0:20.0	I remember this.
0:21.0	I was very gregarious at work and we were I want to ding every time he uses an awesome
0:28.3	work. If you had a choice you know a girl coming over would you take your blood pressure medicine or a nice fat little pill.
0:36.7	If I had your dick or my dick? So I'm saying their script sucks to their face.
0:40.6	Such great.
0:41.8	I did it ten times.
0:44.0	Ten times?
0:45.0	No wonder you're going to shed with me.
0:48.0	I don't watch it.
0:49.0	What do you use to masturbate?
0:50.0	My hand.
0:52.0	This looks like the room Jim Morrison died.
0:53.7	That's the fun thing about it.
0:56.0	What?
0:58.0	A comedian's comedian.
1:00.0	I take that out.
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