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Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

Unfortunately We're Back

Seek Treatment with Cat & Pat

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Cat Cohen, Comedy, Pat Regan, 759267, Arts, Dating, Catherine Cohen, Society & Culture, Sex

4.83.2K Ratings

🗓️ 30 December 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Cat and Pat are randomly back.

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0:00.0

Hey bitch, what is your whole deal? Hey bitch, just tell us how you feel you wish

0:12.0

For a sign from above, well here's a podcast about voice x fucking dating and love, seek treatment

0:20.0

If you're boring as fuck, seek treatment, if you're unlucky as love, seek treatment

0:27.0

If you just can't take a hit, we'll seek treatment, with cat and cat

0:34.0

Hey, after a lengthy and nourishing, absolutely soothing and restorative hiatus

0:42.0

we are back making our hit podcast that is harmful for ourselves, our friends, our family, our listeners, and yeah

0:49.0

Even God herself, love of the living

0:52.0

A lot of people think God can't be hurt by a podcast, but God can be hurt by a podcast and we prove that

0:59.0

You believe God can be hurt by a podcast, Ariana

1:03.0

Oh my God, I've been absolutely, I would say less mentally healthy than I've ever been in my entire life

1:09.0

and chose that moment in time to go out with me down on my medication

1:13.0

Why did you go down because you were kind of saying I'm going down, I'm going down, then you're like I'm depressed, I'm ripped depressed

1:19.0

I think I went down because I thought like I was feeling like, um, horny and even when I was like

1:25.0

It was like you never knew what you were going to get in terms of it being hard to come

1:29.0

It was truly, it was truly a, what do you call it, Russian Nulat?

1:36.0

It was truly a Russian Nulat, coming was a Russian Nulat

1:39.0

And so I went down and it was easy to come but not absolutely

1:42.0

My new thing is lying in a room either pretending everything out, tired of the room doesn't exist

1:46.0

And only I do or pretend everything outside the room does exist but I don't

1:51.0

You know I actually just read this amazing book of essays which I will pass along to you

1:56.0

About a woman who had a syndrome where she thought she was dead and so she gave away her favorite card again

2:01.0

Oh, interesting

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