Unfortunately I Love...
Nip, Tuck, Not Giving a F....
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4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 8 October 2025
⏱️ 52 minutes
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...."a finger up the arse"
There's another new Instagram trend we hate, Ashley talks about Cosmetic Consults first birthday plans and should we get our nuns done?
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| 0:00.0 | Give them the best start and give yourself... |
| 0:05.0 | ...time. |
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| 0:29.0 | England only. |
| 0:33.0 | Guys, hello and welcome to Nptuk, not giving a fuck. |
| 0:39.2 | With Lauren and Princess Anne. |
| 0:41.1 | So I have done myself a little croissant. |
| 0:46.5 | It does like a piece. |
| 0:49.3 | It looks like a, yeah, he's like a croissant. |
| 0:52.0 | And these two twats have been taking the piss out of me for it. Only because we're jealous, because we could never. For two reasons, I haven't got the hair, so it would not do that. And also I don't have a skill. But more importantly, I don't have the hair. I could never. I haven't even got enough for a, what's a very tiny quassette, what's a very tiny pastry? |
| 1:12.9 | A mini, a strudel. |
| 1:15.1 | I couldn't even do a strudel with mine. |
| 1:17.5 | So, what's you've been up to? |
| 1:20.1 | I've been to Wales for the weekend. |
| 1:21.6 | Tell me about that. So, really weirdly, I saw Danny Doll share at this place. |
| 1:26.3 | I saw that and it looks |
| 1:27.8 | and it was dog friendly as well. |
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