Unfinished Sentences

Childproof

Gwenna Laithland and Tori Phantom

Kids & Family, Parenting

4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

Part of parenting is realizing you’ll almost never get to complete a sentence. Or a thought. At least during certain ages and stages. Constant interruptions, whether your kids meant to or not. They are just little distraction machines and can’t always help it. Luckily Tori and Gwenna are easily distracted by everything. Including their own podcast. This episode is a bit of a mixed bag covering all those loose ends we left dangling in previous episodes. Stinking timer always interrupting us. (Spoiler alert, the timer interrupts us again.) We want to hear from you! Let us know how you handle interrupting, what type of Childproof episode is your favorite and/or anything else you want to share: childproofmail@gmail.com Get more bones: https://www.bonescoffee.com/CHILDPROOF Preorder Gwenna’s New Book (On PreOrder Sale Sept 3-5 with code PREORDER only at Barnes and Noble) Subscribe for bonus preshow content Be sure to check out our other shows: Bibliophage Founded Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You've reached the final level.
0:02.4	The spicy McNuggets side mission.
0:05.3	Maximum flavor, crispy crunch, and a spicy dip with a kick.
0:09.6	Are you ready?
0:11.6	Spicey McNuggets for a limited time only.
0:14.9	Until the night of September 25, fees apply to delivery.
0:17.4	Participation and price may vary.
0:18.5	Subject to availability, serving time supply.
0:20.1	I'm not just randomly and obscure securely climbing on other people's cows.
0:24.0	You're just climbing cows.
0:26.0	It's a classic Oklahoma pastime.
0:28.9	That's what we do in Oklahoma.
0:30.8	You have to be able to climb the cow for when you land on one after a twister.
0:36.7	Raising a well-behaved child in this world requires strict, discipline, and punishment.
0:41.2	Today, we will look.
0:42.6	No, the f*** we will not.
0:58.4	Hello, and welcome to childproof.
0:59.4	I'm Tori Phantom.
1:00.9	And I'm Gwenalaitland. And today we're going to finish some sentences.
1:04.5	Yeah.
1:05.1	Yeah.
1:05.4	Today we've crawled back through the notes on our previous episodes to finish the thing the timer interrupted
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