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Oh. This is free with ads, the podcast that asked the question, why pay a gas station $10 for a pack of clove cigarettes when you can go online for free and watch a movie that will make you feel like you're inside a clove cigarette.

I'm Jordan Morris.

And I'm Emily Fleming.

Today's movie is Underworld, the movie that shows you what it's like in a hot topic employee's head when they take mushrooms.

With us as always is the super producer, the he freak.

Matt Leeb hitting us with those drops forged by an ancient evil.

Don't come to my house or else I'll suck your dick, I'll suck your blood.

I have to use that every time we do a vampire movie.

What is that from again?

It's an old meme.

I've done it four times now, Jordan Morris. Have you had to explain it to me every time? I've had to explain it every single time and I'm never tired of it. Well, that's good because the listeners are probably listening to this in whatever order. That's a good point. So it's good that I'm asking questions. I might need to also let the listeners know. It's from an old meme where this guy puts on like a, he's got a vampire filter. And it says, it's Halloween. Don't come to my house or else I'll suck your dick. Blood. I've enjoyed it. I'm the only one who does. I enjoyed it. I also have another one. I have another one for people who are like, do a normal one, Matt. Okay. Do it. Time to die. Time to die. It's Bill Nye saying time to die. Is it Bill Nye or Bill Nyee? I thought it was Bill Nye, the British guy. I think it is Bill Nijie. So he should be saying time to die he. Yeah, exactly.

That's on him. Bill Nijee, the science guy he, anyway. Well, and also, Jordan, you said that clove cigarettes and a gas, like, gas station, I've tried to find him in L.A. And they ain't selling them. I found him in Los Angeles. Or no, I found him in Nashville. And that's where I can. You're recording in Nashville today.

You're there making a super secret project. Oh, right. But I have a secret stash of cloves in my apartment. Hell yeah. For like a special occasion. How long have they been there? I'd say about four years. And I just save right. I just save them in case I want a barf real bad, you know?

Well, they age like wine, right?

Low cigarettes.

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