Hello listeners. This week's episode follows straight on from last week's, so no introduction is necessary. Underwood and Flinch, season 4, Underground, written and performed by Mike Bennett.

This podcast is intended for an adult audience.

Episode 4.

Demo lay on his back in Rose's king-sized bed.

She lay beside him, cradled in the crook of his arm, her hair, damp and smelling of shampoo he'd retrieved

from a cobwebby corner of the bathroom.

He turned his face to her hair now and breathed in the fragrance.

Your hair smells lush, Rose.

Why don't you wash it more often?

Why bother?

She replied.

I have no friends or colleagues to maintain appearances for.

No one loves me.

No one cares about me.

No one even sees me not really. It's like I don't exist and that's fine. It's how I've evolved. Yeah, but it's nice to look your best isn't it? Especially when your

best is as good as yours as. She smiled and stroked her fingers through his chest hair.

You're very kind. stroked her fingers through his chest hair.

You're very kind, but you have to say that.

You're in my bed.

I wouldn't say it if I didn't mean it.

But what was that you were saying about not having any friends? Is that really true?

Of course, where would I make friends? I had friends when I was human back in Germany

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