It's a tale as old as time, folks.

Mark v. Ryan, David versus Goliath.

Rocky Balboa versus Drago, whatever his last name was.

Let's see who comes out victorious.

If you're new here, Spaghetti Shootout is a good old-fashioned competition

where contestants debate their opinions and are awarded points solely at my Jimmy here discretion.

The real highlight is sure to be the meatball of the month, which is a listener submitted question that we can debate.

Topic ideas can be submitted in the comments, email, phone, carrier pigeon, yes, we've seen that one, and even more.

And we'll select one to add to the mix.

Send yours in, and if your meatball makes it on the show, you'll score a Triumph HD 10 by 42

binocular, limited edition podcast t-shirt, $100 apparel package, and that cameo from Mark

Bordman himself.

We love the comment, so let's see a few from the last episode.

At Nata Creedmore says Hardy's country ham biscuits are a 5 a.m. staple for me Monday through Thursday.

I agree with Jim.

Well, while I hate to contradict a viewer of the podcast, Inspegetti Shootout, this is Jimmy here, and I actually would say Hardee's is terrible.

I'm sorry that you misheard me, but we agree I'm sure on other things.

At Mr. Vico says, yes, please, can I have another?

Please.

Coming right up.

At Charles Prescott, 1244 says, listening to Mark Try and

explain quantum mechanics and Hugh Everett's theory of multiple words to explain the Mandela

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