Underage Mustaches, Birds and High Speed Births
Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
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4.8 • 7.8K Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 51 minutes
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Kurt and Scotty talk about how children are drawing mustaches on their faces to trick online age tests, 132 hamsters broke loose on a passenger plane forcing it out of service for days, a woman is driven to insanity by a taunting bird and a woman delivered her own baby in car traveling 60 mph!
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| 0:43.5 | Kurtie B, why don't I kick us off today? |
| 0:46.1 | You know I love that so much. |
| 0:48.0 | I know. |
| 0:48.3 | I give you a little time to inhale. |
| 0:52.2 | Children are drawing mustaches on their faces to full online age checks, and it is working. |
| 1:02.7 | Oh, man, it's time to step up to the bar in a curly cue mustache and have a delicious glass of bananas. |
| 1:14.8 | If I said something that put your world on its head, would you believe me? |
| 1:20.6 | If I did blow your mind to a zillion pieces. Would you believe me? |
| 1:31.2 | Driving me bananas, baby, |
| 1:33.3 | Bananana, Nana. |
| 1:37.0 | Driving me bananas, baby, bananas, banana, |
| 1:37.5 | Neda. |
| 1:41.4 | Guys, gals, non-pinerary pals, welcome to the bananas podcast. |
| 1:45.7 | I'm Banana Boy number two, Scotty Landis. |
| 1:48.6 | Sounded like you weren't very sure. |
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