I'm John. I'd roll it very lucky to be joined today on the program by Jordan.

You Jordan broadcasting from deep within the ocean. How's it going? I'm drowning here, John.

Can we do the wide shots so they can see it more spectacular? This is a great shot.

I can't take credit for it. I just want to see like like a manatee float by like

munching on some kelp. Yeah, this is nice. This is better than my typical setup.

I like it. It's very flattering lighting and everything. It's a whole new you. Anyway,

no, Adi has done a great job in designing your setup. But either way, very glad to have you here.

And as I always do, we try to choose stories that are guests are going to be interested in.

Feel like we're going to get you on a few of these. I think you're going to like it.

I think the audience is going to like it. So anyway, glad to have you here. Glad to have all of you

out in the audience here. Thank you for being here. And I know what you're probably wondering.

Well, John, you and Jordan are going to be giving me all this news. What can I do? Well,

there is something you can do. You can hit the like button. That would be great. I mean,

there's more you can do. It's almost literally the digital bare minimum. But you could at least do

that. Come on. Sorry, I always guilt people in the pre show in a hidden like button. And I feel

like it's now seeping into every other part of my life. Thank you for just being here. That's

lovely as well. And by the way, if you want to send us any comments, tweets, or super chats as we

launch into fun discussions of things like updates on what's going on in East Palestine,

the proposed genocide against Palestinians living in a particular town. And what is the wheelchair

over cliff attack actually about? We're going to figure it out live on the show. And we're going to

unveil the rise of the super dogs. So we got a lot to talk about. Do you have any comments,

tweets, super chats about that? Send them to us. We'll read your comments. Maybe you get a $100

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