This is an I-Heart podcast.

Guaranteed Human.

I don't even know how people start these things.

But okay, you guys rolling?

Because this is literally an emergency.

No, this is like an emergency meeting.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so you guys, if you're listening to this, I want you to know that we recorded this on April Fool's Day, April 1st,

2026, but this is not a damn joke, okay? I think my life has been forever changed by the events

that have gone on recently. I'm so unwell that I had to bring Celia in to discuss this with me

because I just can't. Yeah, I think that

my life is completely altered by the unfolding of events that have happened and finding out

what's transpired. And however long, we don't even know, like, we don't know the timeline. We need

timeline receipts, proof, everything. Okay. So so like she said we don't know anything

but let's give a rundown of what we do know rachel is here and rachel has no clue what's going on

so she's our tester right only for her reactions raw reaction you don't have to contribute anything

that you don't want to but i need your face facing a camera. Okay, Rachel? Okay, great.

So what we do know right now on April 1st, 2026 at 11 a.m. is that Amanda Petula is the

worst friend known to man. And West Wilson is a greasy sweatbag of a rat human. Yes, absolutely.

So what we know at this point is that Amanda Batula, who is married to Kyle Cook, is now in a

connection or relationship, something strong enough for them to release a joint statement with

West Wilson. West is the ex-boyfriend, ex-situationhip of her best friend, Sierra Miller.

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