Uncut Gems with Countess Luann

I've Had It

Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan

Talk Radio, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 13K Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Jennifer and Pumps have had it. Pumps describes a horrendous experience she recently had with a toddler parent in a parking lot and Jennifer has had it with overeager servers/retail workers. Later on, Countess Luann De Lesseps pops in and answers every dirty question the girls can think of, such as "do you prefer cut or uncut?" NEW MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE at https://ivehadit.store Come see I've Had It live on the Hot Sh*t Tour! More info & tickets are available at https://linktr.ee/ivehaditpodcast and subscribe to I've Had It wherever you get your podcasts. Thank you to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance: To explore coverage, visit http://ASPCApetinsurance.com/HADIT *This is a Paid Advertisement. Insurance is underwritten by either Independence American Insurance Company or United States Fire Insurance Company, and produced by PTZ Insurance Agency, Limited. The ASPCA is not an insurer and is not engaged in the business of insurance. This episode is brought to you by Peloton: Wherever you’re starting, get moving with a Peloton Bike or Bike+ rental at www.onepeloton.com/bike/rentals. Terms apply. Shopify: Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at shopify.com/hadit now to grow your business – no matter what stage you’re in. Bombas: Ready to get comfy and give back? Head over to Bombas.com/hadit and use code hadit for twenty percent off your first purchase. Subscribe to our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/IveHadItPodcast Follow Us: I've Had It Podcast: @Ivehaditpodcast Jennifer Welch: @mizzwelch Angie "Pumps" Sullivan: @pumpspumpspumps Special Guest: Luann De Lesseps @countessluann

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0:00.0	I've had it is sponsored by Peloton.
0:05.0	So are we supposed to start the podcast.
0:10.0	Ready, one, two, three. Ready one two three five out of five out of ten maybe six yeah I could go six six
0:19.2	six but that's it all right welcome welcome welcome welcome welcome All right. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. What have you had it with?
0:25.8	Okay, what I've had it with is stupid toddler parents.
0:30.2	Let me tell you what I mean. So last night I'm driving to
0:33.7	dinner at a restaurant. There's a bike path and a walk path that you have to
0:39.1	allow the pedestrians to go by before you turn. So I'm sitting there waiting. This couple with like a four-year-old
0:47.8	runs across. They leave the toddler in the in the walkway where the cars go, like in the drive.
0:56.5	And the little girl starts doing like twirly birds
0:59.8	and being funny and her parents are out of the drive area for the car but they're laughing
1:06.0	at her going come on come on come on she's not so this gets on for probably I mean
1:12.4	it felt like five minutes but it was probably 15
1:14.9	seconds she finally goes over and starts holding a pole and leaning back to where my
1:20.8	car would drive and they just think it's hilarious. Never once do they
1:24.4	grab her hand and move her on. So finally I rolled down the window and I said,
1:29.4	would you mind removing the child so that I don't hit her with driving with my car?
1:35.6	And they were like, oh yeah, she just thinks this is so funny.
1:40.0	And I was like, what's not funny is how fucking stupid you are that you think that the
1:45.0	entire world gives a flying buck if your kids doing a twirly whirly in the middle of a
1:50.1	drive for cars. Yeah it's it's you know what this is is a lack of self-awareness by proxy.
1:57.1	Perfect analogy. That's perfect. And what they do is they lack self-awareness because they're so blinded by their love for their child
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