Unconventionally Handsome w/Mike Feeney

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.8 • 3.5K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

Mike Feeney is funny, has fantastic hair, and deserves to be on television. A debate is sparked about which comedians are classically and unconventionally good looking. Bobby contends that Chris Distefano's features are a little off-kilter and no one agrees with him. In trying to name attractive comedians, Colin Jost's fitness came into question. For some reason, Christine believes that she can beat up Scarlett Johansson in a street fight. Mike Feeney is looking for a podcast co-host on his podcast called "Co-Host Wanted." @immikefeeney for clips and tour information. *To hear the full show to go www.siriusxm.com/bonfire to learn more FOLLOW THE CREW ON SOCIAL MEDIA: @thebonfiresxm @louisjohnson @christinemevans @bigjayoakerson @robertkellylive @louwitzkee @jjbwolfSubscribe to SiriusXM Podcasts+ to listen to new episodes of The Bonfire ad-free and a whole week early. Start a free trial now on Apple Podcasts or by visiting siriusxm.com/podcastsplus.

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0:00.0	And now, the Bonfire with Big J. O'Kerson and Robert Kelly.
0:08.0	Dude, I'm so stoked for Toto men at work.
0:12.4	Yeah.
0:12.8	And Christopher Cross.
0:13.8	I'm stoked to work at the Empire Comedy Club in Portland, Maine.
0:18.0	You're betting around making a full move.
0:19.7	Saturday, what?
0:20.7	You could be with your friends watching Toto. I could be with my friends watching Toto enjoying my life. I'll be in Portland, Maine, with my family. What do you want to eat? Where do you want to go? What do you want to get? Oh, the family's going up with you. Yeah, of course't yeah it's a can what leave them sure you
0:38.0	no I can't yes you can't Jay teach me how buddy you could walk away from them entirely like I
0:44.0	teach me how dude teach me how do I got to get a side piece first like you yeah because we got to do
0:49.4	you got to get some dunce to let you move in with them when you make when you clip you clip the wing, you're going to have to jump somewhere else. I tell you what, I'm, is Rebecca with anybody? She is, but that guy will get booted if you make the move. Me and Rebecca would be good together. You know that. We'd be a fucking power couple. I let her fucking. Power napping couple. Power eating couple.
1:11.5	Power eating couple. I let her fucking. Power napping couple. Power eating couple.
1:14.8	Power eating couple.
1:17.6	She shucks you boil.
1:18.4	Yeah.
1:20.5	I just fall asleep on her tits every day.
1:24.1	We'd have we'd have we'd have we'd have barbecue and I'd fucking nap right on that fagreola.
1:25.2	I know you got I feel like you and Rebecca would become like
1:27.5	swingers energy though too
1:28.7	like people come over
1:29.3	and you go behind her a lot
1:30.4	and like in her in her bathings you go behind her like flap her tits up for everybody like eh look at these things still got it huh? I just wake up with her old gal still got it sitting on my face going just eat it you fucking asshole. I'll shave it afterwards.
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