Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here, Lord, we are here, and we're ready to podcast.

Just like Jesus answers the phone every time we call him up in prayer, our return guest,

Carly Weathersstein, head of the Christ's Prevention Hotline, is coming back to us.

How are you feeling today, Carly?

Hi.

Well, real, I'm really hanging on by a thread because there's just so many people who need help and so many people that are calling me. But I'm real happy to be here with you guys today. This, I mean, to be here the first time was just felt like a miracle, like a God thing just right there in front of me. And to be back just feels like too many blessings for one person.

So I just have such gratitude in my heart to be sharing this room with you guys in this time.

Isn't that just such a wonderful sentiment?

And I'm realizing from last time it's Christ is prevention.

Christ is prevention hotline.

Christ is prevention.

Christ is prevention.

Christ is it really rolls off the tongue, doesn't it? For people who are in crisis who need Christ is prevention. Everyone, really.

That's everybody. The real crisis is to not have Christ. Isn't that right? And is that the

truth? And is that the call you get the most, just people who don't have it?

The most.

Well, you know, on some level unconsciously, and I say unconsciously because I took a psychology class recently, and I learned what that meant.

But unconsciously, yes, because most people who call do need Christ, even the ones who have

Christ, because we could all use a little more Christ in our lives.

Isn't that right?

But they actually really usually are calling for other reasons, but I still think it's a God

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