All right, you have a lot of good, everyone. Welcome to it. It's the Dericenter Podcast for Halloween.

31st of October, 2020, three happy Tuesday to you. I am your host. I'll keep this brief

and relatively painless, just open wide. By your bottom lip, you can't really do both at the

same time. We'll get through this thing together. Hope for the best. Welcome to it. Thanks for

being patient the last couple of days. It's just been one of those things, you know, how life

is. But I do appreciate you listening, downloading, sharing, telling a friend and all that stuff.

Really, honestly, I do. So thank you so much for that. We've got a lot of ground to cover

in a little bit of time. So let us get down to it, shall we? Oh, by the way, at the end of the

show, I'll announce who won the book. I'll ruin the surprise. It's my book. It's amazing how many

people want my book. You can get it for like four bucks. I buy it for four bucks on eBay.

And then I'm giving them away. So that means a great good fellow. We'll return next week.

And take me on again. Since I bought a couple copies of my book and it was so popular, I'll throw

that back up there again. And if you win, you can get, I'll write whatever you want.

And by the way, if you still, if you want just a signed book plate, I didn't find a stash,

a little stash of book plates. You can email me, derrickow100gmail.com, and send me your address,

obviously. And if you want it just autographed or if you want it personalized to you,

it's up to you. I'll do whatever you want. You want a lot of people to say, write something

funny, which like takes a life and all the pressure on me. But I'll do that. I'll come up with

something or write something serious. Thanks for saving my life in NAMM, whatever you want. And I'll

just put a stamp on it. I got a few forever stamps sitting right in front of me. And you'll get

that for free. You can put it in your own copy of your own book. So you've got that one. Go,

go, basically, I'm saying go for gut filled, but whatever your choice patreon.com slash derrick

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