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And now we go live to Dürl's Farts!

Down here in Harifacher, the folks are busy bringing in a bumper crop of local spuds.

And of course, when you have the finest potatoes, only the tastiest ingredients will do.

That's where the tasting team come in.

Big chili coming through!

All this ensures their crisps taste de-ruddy-licious.

In fact, the Dürl's team have done such a spiffing job.

People across the land are calling their crisps terribly, terribly tasty.

Look, I got my ducks in a row.

He's got his duck in a row, boys.

And we're rolling.

And then we're back on the show.

Oh, that's hard.

There's a fourth duck, sir.

Yeah, you got one that's very much so not in a row.

The ducks are out of a row.

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