Uncle Si’s Wife Slaps a Tracker on Him for Safety

Duck Call Room

Tread Lively

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si’s long-held stance against having a phone starts to crumble after Christine slaps an AirTag on him and John-David blows his mind with the magic of real-time pizza delivery apps. Meanwhile, Phillip shocks everyone by admitting he’s not that into pizza, but is totally into drive-thru seafood. Martin has Jep Robertson verify Si’s outrageous tale about getting kicked out of an Uber thanks to Jessica’s legendary foul-smelling flatulence. Duck Call Room episode #467 is sponsored by: For 10% off your order, go to https://pestie.com/duck. Get firearm security redesigned and save 10% off @‌StopBoxUSA with code DUCKCALL at https://www.stopboxusa.com/DUCKCALL #stopboxpod https://puretalk.com/duck — Get 50% off your first month when you make the switch! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Your home screen is huge.
0:10.8	That's because I can't see.
0:12.6	I do know where gun smoke is all the time.
0:16.1	I can read that.
0:16.7	That is so wild.
0:17.5	I did not know that Philip.
0:19.9	Well, first of all, welcome back to the duck.
0:21.5	Welcome back.
0:22.3	Welcome back.
0:23.6	And in a strange twist of fate today, we showed up and Si wasn't here, which if, you know, Silas
0:30.6	Robertson.
0:32.0	I'm always early.
0:33.2	Early.
0:33.9	Not just early, but like.
0:37.2	Excessively early. Early. That's a bad day I had some emergency. Excessively early.
0:37.9	Early.
0:38.3	That day, he told me. So then Philip called the house, wasn't there. So I didn't know. Philip has done put a tracker on Si. Don't tell him. Oh, he don't care. He knows. He had it to me and said, hey, this is the tractor, tracker. Yeah. That way I know where you're at all time.
0:35.7	The sigh has been airtight.
0:37.5	That's a good thing. to me and said, hey, this is the tractor, jacker. Yeah. That way I know where you're at all time.
0:55.5	The sigh has been air-tacked. That's a good thing. So anytime you get with somebody with a cell phone, it's going to say, do you know that you're being jacked? Because I walked in while I go and sat down and they was talking about it. He said, you just left bookshires, didn't you? And I said, yes, I did.
0:52.2	Right next door to it is a place. He said, you just left bookshires, didn't you? And I said, yes, I did. My bookshires.
1:12.2	That next door to it is a place where you get driver's license.
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