Uncle Si Meets His Match: An 11-Year-Old Encyclopedia

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Carter Owen, John-David's son, steals Uncle Si’s spotlight with his presidential dreams, alien theories, and an encyclopedic mind. While Si reminisces about the good old days when kids broke bones doing dumb stuff, comedian Justin Stagner shares the hilariously painful story of how he accidentally made his son walk through Wal-Mart with a broken leg, and Buck Commander’s Tom "Tombo" Martin reveals how a backyard bonfire at Willie’s house turned into a 2 a.m. baptism. Duck Call Room episode #460 is sponsored by: https://puretalk.com/duck — Support veterans by switching to America’s wireless company for as little as $25 per month today! https://www.mypillow.com/duck — Get the MyPillow percale sheets for as low as $24.98! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
0:01.5	Got any tips for the football?
0:02.8	Your best bet is to head over to Bet Victor.
0:04.9	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer.
0:07.7	If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:11.6	Four, that's a steel of a deal.
0:13.2	It's a good darn deal that'll make your squirrel for real.
0:16.3	Neil?
0:17.1	My name's not Neil.
0:18.1	I know, bet it rhymed. Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:23.3	18 plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no, cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply.
0:28.9	Gamblerware.org.
0:30.0	I'm making a robot head with an Amazon box.
0:33.0	I've painted it silver and Daddy help me make...
0:35.4	At Amazon, we're actually using paper bags for more of our deliveries.
0:38.6	And now I'm making a paper hot air balloon
0:41.0	and I even made a little brown basket
0:43.5	and I'm making a dog that looks just like Monty.
0:45.7	Just one of the ways we've reduced the weight of our packaging
0:47.9	by more than 40% since 2015, which is still good for playtime.
0:52.6	Mom, where's the scissors?
	...

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