John Luke Blames Willie for Giving Him Rabies

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

John Luke finally spills the tea on what it was really like growing up in Willie’s house and in front of the cameras—including the classic parenting fail that landed him in the ER with a rabies scare. Uncle Si cracks up over Willie’s brutal nicknames for his own grandkids, and Martin recalls the moment he witnessed John Luke’s official entry into manhood, which turned into an unofficial (and unfortunate) family job. John-David loves seeing John Luke and Mary Kate live out their modern “Little House on the Prairie” lifestyle. Plus: John-Luke’s iconic “Bumblebee Tuna” scene and the secret comedy training behind it! Duck Call Room episode #459 is sponsored by: https://nutrafol.com — Get $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you use promo code DUCK! For 10% off your order, go to https://pestie.com/duck For 20% off your order, head to https://Reliefband.com and use code DUCK. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Disgruntled humans like to go into retail stores and look at people like me and
0:11.5	Jacob and say, would you like to become disgruntled with me?
0:14.9	And then we're all disgruntled together.
0:16.6	Well, misery does love company, right?
0:18.4	It's weird how it works.
0:19.6	It's an added bonus time. One customer can just throw you off for the rest of the day.
0:23.5	No, definitely.
0:24.2	You can't talk about it.
0:25.9	No, we talk about it.
0:26.7	As soon as the door closes, I let everyone else in the room know that I don't like that person.
0:30.7	Yeah, yeah, but you can't.
0:31.6	Like, I'm not about to out people on here that I've had customers in the past have done that. Oh, you're not going, you're not going to give their name and deliver's license them.
0:38.8	No, I had someone do that.
0:39.5	I could though because it was over.
0:41.8	And their credit card information.
0:45.9	No, I'm just kidding.
0:47.0	I had someone do that the other day and Bella had to hold me back from just like wanting to just tell them all.
0:54.1	The problem is size on the side of the customer.
0:58.2	Because I've been known to go into retail stores and just make his own thing and say that's
1:02.4	what I want to buy.
1:02.9	I look like he.
1:04.0	Oh, no, hey, they get a mouthful.
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