Uncle Si Loses it Over Jacob Mayo's Embarrassing Thai Massage

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Uncle Si falls apart laughing as Jacob Mayo recounts the wildly embarrassing massage that left him half-dressed, face-down, and praying for escape while his wife, Bella, watched the whole thing unfold. John-David shares the chaos of his kids trying to remove a harmless lizard they were convinced was a Komodo dragon, plus the boys react to unbelievable government stories — including parachuting beavers and Oregon’s infamous exploding whale — before celebrating a wave of first-kill photos sent in by listeners. An email about the eternal marriage fight over what should happen to all the Amazon boxes piling up sends Uncle Si into a relatable rant. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey Harry.
0:00.7	Hello mate.
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0:36.9	Now, you got to fix that mic before we get started that's your mark you when you you talk
0:40.5	about a rat snake i always remember my uncle going out to the hen house and there's a big black
0:47.7	snake in there full of eggs and he comes out as wilson yeah Yeah, David and Goliath.
0:54.9	Yeah.
0:55.3	And hey, it's actually,
0:57.1	actually really good shot with him.
0:59.6	Gavis spakeet.
1:00.3	He'll pop his head off.
1:02.6	Off.
1:03.3	Off.
1:03.7	And then, hey, and hit who he was aiming at.
1:08.2	Right.
1:08.5	Next time you feel is a big, big pop you upside the head and ooze you down your, your collar of your shirt. I think if I got a whip like that, I'd fall on the ground. I wouldn't, I wouldn't be excited about it. No. You ever, well, who was I watching another day? You know, when your kids, your parents gave you a spanking and you can't talk because they spanked you. You know what I'm saying? They hit you so hard.
1:28.1	He locked you up.
1:31.0	Yeah, that was what that lasso would feel like if you smack me upside the head with. No, he was good. You saw somebody get spanking. He was actually. No, like I saw somebody talking about it on a podcast. They just revisited a memory of me when I was a kid of my parents spanked me and I was just like
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