Uncle Si Has a Secret to Smelling So Good

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2021

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Si's idea of a bubble bath is disturbingly hilarious. John-David gives a report from his first day in Jay Stone’s House of Pain. Si says “we” have been getting ready for deer season, but that "we" is highly questionable. Martin describes the worst thing he ever smelled, but it’s not a what — it's a who. Si shares the secret weapon that has all the ladies telling him how great he smells. The boys talk about the things you don’t want to find in your duck blind and Phil’s duck hunting strategy. Stone and Martin remember the greatest duck whacking of all time and reveal who killed the most banded ducks. And the boys encourage a listener on his incredible weight loss. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:50.0	Ooh, where was I?
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1:01.0	So, I look, you brought in your weight training equipment that's been the topic of many
1:10.7	a discussion you want to, for our YouTube watchers, do you want to show it?
1:15.0	Well, I give it one because I worked out today and it looked just kill me.
1:20.0	This is eight pounds of knee cramps.
1:22.0	Now, huh? Okay, so you got a five in a three.
1:25.0	A five in a three red neck, interduity, taped together.
1:29.0	And how are they taped? For our folks, it can't see this.
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