Uncle Si Fistfights an Armadillo

Duck Call Room

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Leisure

4.9 • 5.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Si tells the story of the time he fought an armadillo — and lost. Then, Si and the boys answer your questions: Is a hot dog a sandwich, which actor would play you in a movie, and are hemorrhoids actually contagious? Martin and Godwin say Si can out-eat any of them and has proved it with a donut-eating contest. Si also holds the record for eating more of Phil’s burgers than anyone else. The number will surprise you! - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, welcome back everybody look we are glad to have y'all this is the first
0:12.4	Tuesday episode of the Duck Call Room so here we are if you're with us you
0:17.2	undoubtedly know that you are on youtube.com slash duck call room that is the uh where the
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0:29.1	that way you get the notifications for this make sure you rate review all that good stuff on
0:33.6	whatever podcast app you're listening to that way all of your friends can find us so uh without
0:39.3	further ado, say welcome to Tuesday. Hey hey hey sidekick cool people look i'd rather have a Bible
0:49.1	study where you but if you want to have a gun fight we're prepared to have that too. The man is holding
0:55.6	a pistol. Okay just saying that's the only two weapons you need ain't it so. Hey man, that's it.
1:01.6	What would you do? My motto is peepers paired boys. Peepers paired. Everything. For those listening
1:07.9	on iTunes or Spotify, I walked in with two pistols and a Bible today and said he's gonna
1:13.6	slap me with one of the three. Hey I want to pull the dill alone. Just one time right upside
1:19.4	the head and watch him crumple. Well I'll wait till we close. Okay. I'll go close it boys. Yeah
1:25.0	he's gonna get knocked out with a 45 barrel pistol. No he's on that bow n' anzer kit. No no no no
1:34.1	bow n' anzer. Hey I'm on a gun smoke. Gun smoke whichever one. Matt Dillon was. Hey I'd never
1:41.0	realize how violent it was okay. Oh Matt Dillon has killed his share of people and he's he's pistol
1:50.0	with his share of people. Hey I'm all out to watch. I always want to be a cowboy. Hey Clyde made it.
1:57.4	That's the best thing on the world. You still got time to be a cowboy. Life is what you make it.
2:03.1	That's right. Them horses is bigger now so they can touch oxygen tank with them. That's a good thing.
2:08.0	Get a Clyde deal. Yeah get your Clyde deal. Wouldn't that be so good. Oh hey no no there's a lady
2:13.5	here in Monroe out there outside of town. She's got a farm she's got two of them. Clyde deal.
2:19.2	That's a big animal. Hey that's got a big food. Their hooves are like this. Okay. How big?
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