What's up y'all? Welcome back to another edition of Uncle Rob's Alien Storytime. Now,

this fucking story here is special. I recorded it ages ago and I feel like this audio needs to live on in the,

in the wake of our strange skies. Back a few months ago, it seemed like alien sex stories were

something that just found me, and I decided to cold read this one. And it is pure fucking gold.

I will tell you that. It's pure fucking gold. And the listeners of the What If Podcasts deserve to hear

this audio. So this is for all of you. Hope you're staying safe. Hope you stay insane. And I love you

all.

We're back. We're back here. For a segment I'm calling Rob Reads, the alien sex

stories, because I'm becoming a magnet for this. I texted Shannon LaGrove into the fray

about this. And she seems to think it's my thing, kind of like Mike Clellons the aisle guy.

I'm the alien boom boom guy now.

And the reason that I'm doing this is because I bought this issue of Flying Saucer Review.

It's for an episode that I'm doing down the line about the Broadhaven School

incident and like the West Wales flap and stuff like that in 77.

And in it, I find this story.

Of course I did.

These things find me.

I don't know how, but it's in Columbia.

Tagline here says,

was this another AVB type close encounter case in South America?

Well, I have not read this.

We're going to find out together right now because I think you all deserve that.

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