Uncle Lazer's Dating Advice

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

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5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 5 February 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Jason's West Coast Cowboy Tour Dates: https://thejasonellis.com/tour Uncle Lazer joins the Podcast this week, giving Jason some unsolicited dating advice on finding the "one. Tully presents celebrities who look suspiciously alike, Jason makes fun of Australians, and some political riffs make their way into the conversation. Subscribe to our Patreon to call/text/write in LIVE https://www.patreon.com/EllisMate Call/Text (424) 350-1721 or email [email protected] https://www.instagram.com/thejasonellisshow https://twitter.com/JasonEllisShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.4	Conditions apply.
0:22.6	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people,
0:25.8	at all protected.
0:28.7	On the beach.
0:30.1	The West Coast Cowboy Tour.
0:32.0	If you want to see where I'm going to be,
0:34.1	go to thejasonallis.com to see tour dates
0:37.4	and where I'm going to be because I might be in your Alice.com to see tour dates and where I'm going to be, because I might be in
0:39.3	your town. The jasonilis.com.
0:41.7	Do it. Go now.
0:43.2	He looks to just bone everybody.
0:45.0	What are you talking about? I'm looking for the one too, but
0:47.2	I just... Well, not looking for the one.
0:48.9	Dude, if she's shooting... He'll tell me this is the one, and then the next weekend I see you with another one that's the one. I'm like, How are you going to find the one if you don't look at them all, Jason?
0:56.5	I'm going to find and it grew up in
1:12.6	I can't get me
1:14.6	I've got the heart and desire
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