Uncle Lazer: America’s Uncle

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Jason and Tully are joined by comedian Uncle Lazer, the three discuss being a single mother slayer, the devil, Jason’s history of bridge burning, rumble’s lack of balls, sleeping w women, drunk Jason stories, Lazer’s grandaddy’s wisdom, men who cry, Lazers first time on KT, Bombing and Killing, fighting comics over jokes, deodorant, Balwins and Osbornes, Rolling around on Bikes, the Amish, Oil rigs, fighting, and how people are overall good Learn How To Skate, No Matter What Age You Are. Out Now! https://www.fathergrind.com See Jason on Tour: thejasonellis.com Free Shipping of mountain water, flavored sparkling, and iced tea 8 packs with Amazon Prime. Go to liquiddeath.com/ELLIS Go to ridge.com/wolf to take advantage of these sales while they last Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	In the name of the Holy Spirit I prayed to Father Grind.
0:05.0	Blesses our Lord for these I said, I'm about to drop in.
0:10.8	Father, grind, please give me the strength for me to Ali, manual, and do a faky 360 off a half-pipe,
0:20.4	bitch. Bix. Get the Father Grind video and learn how to shred. We're selling pads. We've got
0:38.2	shoes, we got grip tape, we've got trucks, risers, wheels, bearings, bolts, a skate key.
0:43.9	I'm going to teach you how to set up one of these bad boys.
0:46.2	The Father Grind Jason L is special right here, built by Paul Schmidt.
0:50.7	It's out June 2024, Father Grind Miniatures.
1:03.0	Ha!
1:04.0	Look at that.
1:07.0	Bro.
1:08.0	What?
1:10.0	Honestly, I kind of like this Mary Poppins one with, put a little...
1:12.0	Baskin on the front, drive that alien back to his moon
1:14.8	Yeah, I haven't really used this one I only use it for a second it felt pretty quick. I was kind of surprised
1:20.4	Do you pedal on it, dude? It looks like a bit, not fuck that.
1:24.0	It's just all... I mean you can but...
1:26.0	Pedaling.
1:27.0	Yeah, it's like that ass...
1:28.0	Got a fucking engine, I don't pedal shit.
1:30.0	I love that. What am I trying to jazercise over here?
1:32.0	Well, sometimes when I get on them tandem bicycles, I like to just not pedal at all.
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