Hey, hey, hey, bang bongs and ding-dongs.

My name is Doug, and I love minis.

This is Doug loves minis.

The show that is very hungover, because I'm having a nice time in Sacramento.

Coming to you from a hotel room in Sacramento, Sacktown, Sacto, Old Sack, even though I'm not in the part of town they call Old Sack.

It's Sunday, right? February 10th

and I'm thinking about

joining cameo

should I do that

you know that thing where

pseudo celebrities

charge money to make messages for people

usually birthday greetings

I'm thinking about it, but I also feel like, I mean, what do you even charge, you know?

Like some people on there charge like 500 bucks or 400 bucks and some people charge as little as 20 bucks.

I mean, how much money should I charge for like ends up being 30 seconds or a minute of my time?

Anyway, Doug plugs, today, I'm doing a Doug Loves Movies at the Sack Punch at the How About Arden Mall here in Sacramento.

Very excited about that.

We did a really fun stand-up show yesterday, and Sean Jordan was there, and I will play the audio of us playing Last Man Stanton

with like five dudes from the audience.

I'm always reminding you guys to bring name tags to my stand-up shows,

but then not too many people do it sometimes,

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